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Three ways Halloween is like real life
Guru, Sumati Sivasiamphai, Published on 26/10/2012
» Halloween is almost upon us again (Oct 31). While I'm sure all you fun party people out there are getting into the supernatural spirit, I find this non-holiday holiday to be about as exciting as someone who shows up to a costume party wearing a white sheet with two holes cut out for eyes. Yes, that means that my lame self will probably just sit at home eating all the candy that I'm supposed to be handing out to trick-or-treating kids (and I'll love every cavity-producing second of it).
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Beware the camera-wielding faux-tographers!
Guru, Sumati Sivasiamphai, Published on 02/11/2012
» Citizens of Bangkok,
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Think you know what's happening in the world around you?
Guru, Sumati Sivasiamphai, Published on 24/08/2012
» Well, Guru doesn't and we need your help! See if you can answer these amazingly difficult questions and win yourself the joy of being right!
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Gate Crasher
Guru, Sumati Sivasiamphai, Published on 05/10/2012
» Take a moment to remember how good you feel right now. Isn't it great to have a head that's not pounding, eyes that aren't bloodshot, and not to worry about any drunk dials you made? Alas, that's all about to be a distant memory as the weekend is upon us again. May the force (and your liver) be with you.
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Why the heck is cleavage censored on TV?!
Guru, Sumati Sivasiamphai, Published on 15/06/2012
» If you read the title of this column (and didn't turn straight to the Giveaway page, you freeloaders!), then you can already guess what today's topic is about. So I won't waste time trying to come up with a witty intro, and let's go ahead and dive chest-first into this most titillating matter.
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A Songkran Song
Guru, Sumati Sivasiamphai, Published on 13/04/2012
» 'Tis the first day of Songkran and all throughout Thailand's cities, Some unfortunate girls wearing white T-shirts might expose their t*tties. Brace yourself for another instalment of our debaucherous New Year, We can only hope that leaving with an STD isn't your only souvenir.
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Welcome to the quarter-life crisis
Guru, Sumati Sivasiamphai, Published on 11/05/2012
» I know you imagine me to be the sort of suave girl who turns heads everywhere she goes, with legs so long they stretch from Thong Lor to Mor Chit, and a smile that could light up Sukhumvit when the power goes out during a rainstorm. Yes, on the surface it seems I'm one big walking eye-gasm who has her shiz together. But the truth is...
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A whiny complainer hijacks this column
Guru, Sumati Sivasiamphai, Published on 08/06/2012
» Dear readers,
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Infiltrating a roadside sex stall
Guru, Sumati Sivasiamphai, Published on 23/03/2012
» I recently spent a lovely evening strolling through Soi Nasty, which runs parallel to Everything Decent Comes Here to Die Street. I'm sure you guys are familiar with this area, as it's the perfect place to have a blessed family outing, propose marriage to your beloved, or reach enlightenment. In this culturally enriching district friendly strangers yell out to you, polite men grab your hand, generous women offer themselves like sacrificial lambs, and some motorcyclists even swerve to avoid making sidewalk squash out of you.
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Why doesn't anyone get fired?
Guru, Sumati Sivasiamphai, Published on 27/01/2012
» Spending my days sunning myself aboard my luxury yacht, while dictating these words to my personal manservant is extremely hard work. Trust me, completing arduous tasks like napping, sitting upright and breathing is no easy feat. And don't even get me started on finding good help these days - doesn't everyone know they're supposed to peel the skin off grapes before feeding them to me?
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