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Thais warned of 'franky wanger'
Guru, Sumati Sivasiamphai, Published on 15/05/2015
» BANGKOK — As the city plunges into that annoying weather dalliance between soggy rain and blazing shine, officials are warning residents to beware of a change in tempers with the temperature.
15 wishes for 2015
Guru, Sumati Sivasiamphai, Published on 26/12/2014
» Well, Guru has somehow made it to our last issue of 2014. The year has been a blur of procrastinating by sleeping under our desks, copious amounts of vodka, and lots of grammatical mistakes – but hey, we hope you were mildly entertained and that your birds enjoyed having our pages line their cages.
How about a campaign to stop mass confusion
Guru, Sumati Sivasiamphai, Published on 17/10/2014
» Now, now, before I point any fingers, I just want to state for the record that I only consider myself to be of average intelligence, and it just goes downhill from there depending on how many hours I’ve slept or how many drinks I’ve imbibed. I don’t really understand people when they use big words and I have no idea how the stock market works. I graduated from high school and college without paying anyone to do my homework or write my essays, but even then I couldn’t tell you what I learned.
Discount
Guru, Sumati Sivasiamphai, Published on 17/10/2014
» How can you get a discount when you go to Bergeron's Restaurant in Port Allen, Louisiana?
Scam
Guru, Sumati Sivasiamphai, Published on 12/09/2014
» Police recently busted a gang that was extorting people, particularly in the Northeast of Thailand. What scam was the ring running?
Woman can haz da branes and bewtee!
Guru, Sumati Sivasiamphai, Published on 02/08/2013
» Like, ermahgerd! I was totes chilling with my girls last week, just talking about how glitter is our all-time favourite colour, when something super cool happened! Someone found this thing with words written all over it - I think it was called an "art-tickle" or something. Dunno, it's probs a fancy Latin term for the kind of art that makes you laugh like you're being tickled! Teehee!
People who've had a worse day at work than you
Guru, Sumati Sivasiamphai, Published on 26/07/2013
» Returning to the office after a long weekend can be pretty crappy. Gone are the memories of all the fun things you did during your holiday (although, who are we kidding, you know you spent it sleeping in and relishing in the fact that you didn't have to wear pants for four days). Now it's back to boring work, and scheming about how to make the printer you throw on your annoying colleague's face look like an accident.
Let's not take this any Fuhrer
Guru, Sumati Sivasiamphai, Published on 19/07/2013
» Puppies, unicorns, rainbows! I hope those words conjure up warm and fuzzy thoughts for you because I'm just trying to soften the blow before we get to today's super cheerful topic of... Hitler!
Think you know what's happening in the world around you?
Guru, Sumati Sivasiamphai, Published on 28/12/2012
» Well, Guru doesn't and we need your help! See if you can answer these amazingly difficult questions and win yourself the joy of being right!
Putting the "h" in "stupid"!
Guru, Sumati Sivasiamphai, Published on 23/11/2012
» Just this week alone, President Barack Obama and Chinese premier Wen Jiabao visited Thailand, presumably because it's high season for travel in the superpower calendar. And who doesn't love it when important people come here? It gives us the chance to adorn them with garlands, giggle when they attempt to speak Thai (not to mention swoon when they wai), and most notably offer them a free tourism pitch for our most amazing country!