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Guru, Sumati Sivasiamphai, Published on 01/05/2015
» Hey dude! Yes, you over there. How are you doing today? Actually wait, I don't want my tone to convey that I'm in any way trying to be friendly with you. In fact, I quite despise you and I'll be sure to shoot you an evil stare when we cross paths.
Guru, Sumati Sivasiamphai, Published on 27/02/2015
» If you've read anything besides restaurant menus and cocktail lists lately, you may have noticed one catchy buzzword making its rounds in the news: "attitude adjustment."
Guru, Sumati Sivasiamphai, Published on 13/02/2015
» Don't worry if you're spending today, Friday the 13th, hiding out in case anything bad happens. By tomorrow you can forget all about the unlucky day when you'll be pampered with flowers and chocolates – unless your significant other forgets, then you can bet there will be hell to pay.
Guru, Sumati Sivasiamphai, Published on 30/01/2015
» I don't fool myself into believing that anything I write in this space will transform an entire country. Of course, I'm not trying to start any revolutions here. All I've ever wanted is for certain people to stop annoying me with their bothersome behaviours. I don't think that's too much to ask, is it?
Guru, Sumati Sivasiamphai, Published on 30/01/2015
» What new book is Kim Kardashian releasing this spring?
Guru, Sumati Sivasiamphai, Published on 09/01/2015
» If you've spent a lot of time in Bangkok, there are some sights that probably don't faze you anymore. Street vendors selling fried insects, ladyboys that are prettier than actual women, traffic jams stretching as far as the eye can see, people putting ice cubes in their beer/wine, multiple 7-Eleven stores in every soi, selfies being snapped in public restrooms…
Guru, Sumati Sivasiamphai, Published on 26/12/2014
» Well, Guru has somehow made it to our last issue of 2014. The year has been a blur of procrastinating by sleeping under our desks, copious amounts of vodka, and lots of grammatical mistakes – but hey, we hope you were mildly entertained and that your birds enjoyed having our pages line their cages.
Guru, Sumati Sivasiamphai, Published on 14/11/2014
» Hello, dear readers! I'm feeling so much love today that I wanted to send out big, sloppy kisses to all of you! Joob, joob, my lovelies!
Guru, Sumati Sivasiamphai, Published on 31/10/2014
» 1. The terror you feel when you have shaky hands while holding a small bowl of nam pla. Handling the pungent fish sauce requires the same level of care and finesse as dealing with an explosive – one drop of the toxic spillage and you may smell like you sprayed yourself with bottled khlong water.
Guru, Sumati Sivasiamphai, Published on 17/10/2014
» How can you get a discount when you go to Bergeron's Restaurant in Port Allen, Louisiana?