OPINION

Oh! Mr Porter, what should this lady do?

News, Roger Crutchley, Published on 09/11/2014

» Following on from last week's tales of unfortunate tourists arriving at the wrong destination, a reader suggested an old music hall ditty, Oh! Mr Porter, by the great Marie Lloyd, also fitted the bill. The song tells the tale of a young woman who gets on the wrong train at London. The chorus goes as follows: